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Trump’s Concentration Camps File for Chapter 11
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In a largely unsurprising and non-shocking turn of events, the concentration camps currently under management of the Trump administration have filed...
GOP Rep: Obama’s Fictional FEMA Death Camps Much Worse Than Trump’s Actual Concentration Camps
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL) told a conservative podcast host today that he believes all the talk of whether the Trump administration...
Lindsey Graham ‘Warming Up’ To Taste Of Trump’s Rectum
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Throughout the 2016 presidential election season, Senator Lindsey Graham (R-SC) was one of the loudest, most outspoken critics of then-candidate Donald...
President Trump Narrowly Averts the Crisis of Telling Mexico He Was Putting a Gun...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- At this hour, the Secret Service is reporting that a tense situation involving a firearm and the President of the United...
Trump Gets Terrible Case of Freedom Gas and Blames Farts On Sarah Huckabee Sanders
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump ate "way, way, way too many chilli dogs" this morning while tweeting during his executive time, and as...
President Trump Threatens to Sue ‘Any American’ That Doesn’t Vote to Re-Elect Him
Not going to vote for Donald Trump? Consider yourself sued.
Trump Appoints David Avocado Wolfe FDA High Wizard Chieftain of Raw Foods and Woo
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Though his cabinet has been fully confirmed, President Donald Trump isn't quite done filling important jobs at the federal level.
This morning...
Trump Supporter Suing El Pollo Loco To Change Name to “Crazy Chicken”
"We talk English here in America."
President Trump Declares National Emergency When He Runs Out of Chicken Nugget Dipping Sauce
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sources within the White House are confirming that this morning, at approximately 7:45 am a state of national emergency was declared...
McConnell Confident Trump Can Fit It All In There
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- At a hastily convened press conference this afternoon, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell forcefully insisted that the entirety of whatever it...
