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Trump Jr. Informs NY Attorney General He Intends to Plead ‘Stupidity’
LAGO DE IDIOTA, FLORIDA -- Historians may debate which president was the most impactful, which president had the most challenges, and which president was...
McConnell Says He’d Oppose January 6th Commission Even If He Weren’t Covered in Trump’s...
"When have you ever known Mitch McConnell to be a petty, partisan hack?"
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Even if he were not completely and utterly drenched,...
New York AG Hires Special Prosecutor to Try Trump Organization Criminal Case
ALBANY, NEW YORK -- The New York Attorney General's office announced last night that it shifted its long-running civil investigation into the Trump Organization's...
Jesus Gives Permission to MAGA to Worship Trump Instead
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- Jesus Hubert Christ, Executive Vice-President of Holy Trinity, Inc., told reporters today that he and his father have decided...
Stefanik Promises to ‘Unite The GOP’ Behind Trump’s Claims of Stolen Elections and Injectable...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Some day very soon, Rep. Elise Stefanik (Q-NY) could be the third-most powerful Republican in the House of Representatives.
House GOP leadership...
Amazon Delivered Crates of Crayons to Mar-A-Lago for Trump to Write Memoir
FAR-TA-LAGO, FLORIDA -- Sources close to the situation in Florida are telling us that this past weekend, several dozen crates of crayons were delivered...
Exclusive: Doctor Says He Made DeSantis in a Lab Using Trump’s Shmegma
LAKE DILDOAH, FLORIDA -- Just over an hour ago, standing in front of the global headquarters for DoucheGen Labs -- one of the largest...
Mexico Offers to Pay Facebook to Keep Trump Off Site
MEXICO CITY, MEXICO -- In an email to Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg, the country of Mexico has offered, officially, to pay "whatever price" the...
Cruz: Facebook Should Be Forced to Allow ‘President Trump and Any Other Klansman’ on...
"What we are seeing..is the undeniable living proof...of radical, far-left, Antifa Sponsored Cancel Cultural Transgender Marxism -- a very real thing that will very...
One Had Well Done Steak, The Other Had Trump Dick
It was a night one of them would never forget, and that was forgotten as soon as the other one got back to his...
