“…I think my old friend Jeff Epstein would get a kick out of this, too, because we used to fly over the Gulf on our way to his island and laugh about how it really should be called the Gulf of America.”
For several years, they used “Let’s Go Brandon” as their secret code to find one another. Now, pedophiles all over country have a new way to identify themselves.
In a new post on Truth Social, famous pedophile, former Congressman, current Newsmax host, and pro-MAGA influencer Matt Gaetz announced that he and the rest of the Christian Conservative Pedo-Patriots – a group started by Roy Moore and Denny Hastert – have settled on a new secret phrase they will use to communicate back and forth.
“Out: Let’s Go Brandon. In: GULF OF AMERICA,” Gaetz posted.
“Take note, fellow pedos! This is the way we’re going to be able to identify each other now. Update your handbooks. When we do our annual Day Out at Disney World, we’re all going to be wearing shirts with ‘Gulf of America’ on them. Shhh! Don’t tell anyone!”
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Asked about this development, the man in charge of renaming the Gulf of Mexico said he took “tremendously bigly pride” in seeing pedophiles adopt Gulf of America as their secret phrase.
“I think any time someone says or does something that makes you think of me, that’s a tremendously good thing. For me, anyway,” President Trump told reporters in the Oval Office.
“Honestly, I think my old friend Jeff Epstein would get a kick out of this, too, because we used to fly over the Gulf on our way to his island and laugh about how it really should be called the Gulf of America. Then I’d fuck an underage girl who reminded me of my beautiful daughter IVANKA.”
Trump looked up towards the heavens, lost in the memory of days gone by. The intoxication of the moment took him away, deep into a disassociation from reality. The president drifted off into a fart-nap as reporters were shooed out of the room by his royal servants.
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