If you’re a fan of our Obama Gun Confiscation Count, you’re going to love this new inventory we are compiling. Since the Supreme Court ruled 5-4 on June 26th, 2015 that no state could discriminate against anyone of any sexual orientation in marriage laws, The Political Garbage Chute has been tracking the impact of that decision. We wanted to count exactly how many straight or “traditional” marriages were ruined in the wake and because of gay marriage now being the law of the land. We waited three weeks to publish our first report to make sure our algorithms and data collection servers were finely tuned and their flux capacitors were humming on the right vibration.
Below is the first bit of data we can report on.
Total Traditional Marriages Ruined by Marriage Equality (Week #3): 
Total Traditional Marriages Ruined by Marriage Equality (Since 6/26/2015):
Total Number of Christian Couples: Forced to Re-Marry Same Sex Partners:
Total Number of States Allowing Incestuous Marriage Partners (Week #3):
Total Number of States Allowing Incestuous Marriage Partners (Since 6/26/2015):
Total Priests, Bishops and Other Clergy Forced By Law to Perform Same-Sex Marriages (Week #3):
Total Priests, Bishops and Other Clergy Forced By Law to Perform Same-Sex Marriages (Since 6/26/2015):
Total Societal Fabrics: Ripped to shreds (Week #3):
Total Societal Fabrics: Ripped to shreds (Since 6/26/2015):
Total Fire and Brimstone Storms (Week #3):
Total Fire and Brimstone Storms (Since 6/26/2015):
