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Hillary Clinton Offers To Represent President Trump In His Impeachment Trial
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Former Secretary of State, and winner of the 2016 presidential election if presidential elections were run like literally every...
Mouth Breathing, Knuckle Dragging Moron Mocks Girl Ten Times Smarter and Accomplished Than He’ll...
COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Right-wing podcaster and singer/writer Jethro Bohiggins defended President Trump today from criticisms that he was unpresidential by mocking or...
Trump Wishes Greta Thunberg Would Speak at Third Grade Level So He Could Mock...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Yesterday, 16 year old climate activist Greta Thunberg delivered a powerful and emotional speech at the United Nations. Ms. Thunberg has...
Nancy Pelosi Still Can’t Find Her Constitutional Authority to Hold Trump Accountable
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- She knows she left it somewhere. She had it in her purse, or perhaps a hip pocket; she's not quite sure...
Trump: Putin Likes Watching Him Collude With Other Foreign Leaders
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Toadstool Phallus assured a nervous and worried American electorate this morning that reports of his attempts to collude with the...
President Calls California ‘Unconstitutional,’ and Revokes Its Statehood
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Trump administration officially filed paperwork to revoke California's EPA waiver that allows the state to set its own, most often...
President Declares ‘National McMergency’ Because He Runs Out of Chicken Nugget Dipping Sauce
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sources within the White House are confirming that this morning, at approximately 7:45 am a state of national emergency was declared...
Spicer Already Booked For Next Season of “Dancing With the Lying Kleptocratic Fascist Lawless...
HOLLYWOOT, CALIFORNIA -- Former White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer has been having the time of his meaningless, worthless, scruple-free life on ABC's hit...
Shane Gillis Hired as Trump’s New Speechwriter
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today, at a ceremony in the Rose Garden, President Donald Trump announced that he was bringing a "bigly hilarious man" to...
President Orders DOJ to Investigate Obama For Being Better at Literally Everything Than He...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It is not a secret at all on the Hill that the current occupant of the White House is not a...
