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McConnell: “Mulvaney Might Have TOO MUCH Evidence That Exonerates the President to Choose From”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The congressional stalemate over the delivery of President Trump's articles of impeachment between Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi and Senate...
Study Confirms Stephen Miller is an Ugly, Racist, Balding Cunt
A new study from the National Institute of Studying Really Obvious Stuff (NISROS), published today in the New American Journal of Published Studies claims...
McConnell Promises to Hold Impeachment Trial in Moscow
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell said today that "in the interest of fairness and logic" he's going to file a change...
Trump and Obama Sign Treaty Officially Ending War on Christmas
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- He may be facing an uncertain political future, and he may have been formally impeached by the House of Representatives this...
Know Nothing President Impeached by His “Do Nothing” Democrats
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A truly stupid, know nothing president was impeached by the House of Representatives last night, becoming just the third man to...
Santa Asks Trump If He Can Bring Gifts to All The Good Little Boys...
NORTH POLE, EARTH -- The San-T-Claus Corporation, a corporate entity responsible for the funding and infrastructure used by Kristopher Kringle -- also known as...
TIME Tells Trump He’ll Be Their “Obnoxious, Petty, Self-Aggrandizing Little Bi**ch of the Year”...
This week, the world's most most powerful petty and jealous man in the free world used the enormous weight of his office, the highest...
Country’s Biggest Shit Wants Nationwide Toilet Probe
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The biggest, smelliest, and dumbest fecal-human hybrid in the country wants the FBI, CIA, and local police organizations throughout America to...
McConnell Promises to Hold Impeachment Trial in Moscow
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell said today that "in the interest of fairness and logic" he's going to file a change...
Jordan, Gohmert, Collins Smugly Confident They’ve Convinced America to Impeach Hunter Biden
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- "We did it, guys. We really fuckin' did it," Congressman Matt Gaetz told reporters, turning to give his fellow House Judiciary...
