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Arkansas Republican Wants to Install ‘Gaydar’ in Every Building in His State
is the Arkansas anti-LGBT bill just the first step in their state's anti-LGBT push?
6 Reasons Your Depression Is All Your Fault
Are you depressed? Of course you are. If you're not, you might want to ask yourself why not? Everyone remembers back in the 1930's...
Local Conservative Outraged at Liberal’s ‘Vulgar Display of Empathy and Compassion’
COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Jethro Bohiggins is "sick and fucking tired" of seeing liberals and progressives in his small Tennessee town feed the...
GOP Rep: Obama’s Fictional FEMA Death Camps Much Worse Than Trump’s Actual Concentration Camps
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL) told a conservative podcast host today that he believes all the talk of whether the Trump administration...
Greene: “My Family Didn’t Come Here from Europe to Let No Immigrants In!”
COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- On the latest edition of his podcast, right-wing YouTube star and alt-right country music sensation Jethro Bohiggins said that...
This Cat Is ‘Pretty Sure’ He’d Be a Better President Than Donald Trump
NEW CATFORD, NEW YORK -- Mr. Whisker Bottoms is a Feline-American. He is currently residing in the same home with the same family he's been...
President Trump Narrowly Averts the Crisis of Telling Mexico He Was Putting a Gun...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- At this hour, the Secret Service is reporting that a tense situation involving a firearm and the President of the United...
Alabama Republicans Hold Citizenship Ceremony for ‘Fetal Americans’
INBRED MOUNTAIN, ALABAMA -- Republicans in Alabama held a special ceremony this morning that they say made every fetus currently residing in the Yellowhammer...
Trump Supporter Suing El Pollo Loco To Change Name to “Crazy Chicken”
"We talk English here in America."
President Trump Declares National Emergency When He Runs Out of Chicken Nugget Dipping Sauce
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sources within the White House are confirming that this morning, at approximately 7:45 am a state of national emergency was declared...
