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Mueller Can’t Believe He Forgot to Tell Congress About How Much Trump Wants to...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- As soon as he set foot inside his hotel room, it hit Bob Mueller like a ton of bricks. He'd forgotten...
ICE Agent Enjoys Tour of Auschwitz a Little TOO Much
CAMISA MARRÓN, TEXAS -- Recently, Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent Michael Sherman had the chance to take a vacation, and he chose to visit...
MAGA Boy Grateful Obama Built FEMA Centers Trump Can Use As Concentration Camps For...
COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Jethro Bohiggins is not a fan of Barack Obama, and he's not afraid for anyone to know that fact....
Meadows Says He’ll Grill Mueller About Obama’s Tan Suit
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- One of President Trump's most loyal and strident allies in the House of Representatives told the media today he plans on...
Karen Surrenders Control of Her Vagina and Joins Women for Trump
VALLE MUJERES AUTODESTRUCTIVAS, CALIFORNIA -- When President Trump's daughter-in-law Lara launched "Women for Trump," many might have laughed and thought it a wasted effort....
Trump Asks for New Question Added On 2020 Census: “Are You Brown?”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Trump is not done fighting to have his way with the 2020 census.
"I view the census like I view, well,...
MAGA Boy Says His Wedding Made It The Best Family Reunion Yet
COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Bohiggins told his audience today that he had the "time of life" at...
Trump: “I Could Lynch Someone on 5th Avenue, But That Doesn’t Mean I’m Racist,...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump reporters today that he's "pretty sure" he's not racist, although he admitted that it's "been tough to tell...
Fuming Bezos Threatens Hostile Takeover of Offensive Crayons Over Amazon Day Buttplug Protest
SEATTLE, WASHINGTON -- Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos is reportedly "livid beyond all recognition" and has fired off an ominous email to Offensive Crayons over...
Local Klansman Doesn’t See Anything Wrong With Trump Telling Four Brown Americans to Go...
BEDFORD FORREST, MISSISSIPPI -- Jeremiah "Two-Tooth" Jackson, a 66 year old member of the klan residing in a small Mississippi town, wrote a letter...
