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Trump Misses Blaming Farts on Sarah Huckabee Sanders
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- While taking a stroll on the grounds of the White House this morning, the subject of farts and farting was weighing...
Lahren: “Mermaids Are White, Just Like Santa and Jesus!”
LA CULERA RUBIA ARRUGADA, CALIFORNIA -- Fox News contributing racist muppet Timothy Lahren railed against Disney's decision to cast a female of color in...
New Policy Dictates Babylon Bee Staff Crucify Themselves Daily in Front of Snopes Headquarters
The editors of The Babylon Bee -- a Christian Dominionist publication that uses alleged humor and satire to deliver their content -- have begun an all-out...
Trump Confident Putin Won’t Lose to Anyone on Democratic Debate Stage
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Speaking to reporters on the south lawn of the White House on his way out to big up a deep fried...
MAGA Boy Outraged No Democrat Screamed About Mexicans or Mentioned Which of Their Children...
COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Bohiggins is a devout "MAGA Boy," as he calls himself.
"That's like a good ol'...
“I’m Tired of These Baseless Smears on My Patriotism” McConnell Says Drenched in Putin’s...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A cum soaked Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-The Kremlin) told the American people he's "sick and tired" of what he...
Trump Jokingly Refers to Honest Abe’s Wife as “The Lincoln Tunnel”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Trump was forced to issue a hasty apology to the Lincoln Family Trust this morning after a hot mic picked...
This Weeping Man Will Pummel Your Snowflake Ass If You Make Fun of His...
"Leave Donald Trump alone! You hear me?! Leave my dear, sweet, cherubic, white collar criminal of a president alone," John Wilkes shouts at the...
MAGA Supporter: “It’s Much More Betterer to Not Be Having to Press 1 to...
COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Right-wing YouTube star, podcaster, and singer/songwriter Jethro Bohiggins says he has "had up to here" with having to dial-1...
Fake President Gives Speech Behind Real Presidential Seal
FARTBUCKET SPRINGS, MINNESOTA -- A man impersonating the President of the United States gave a speech today, and during the oratory he was standing...
