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Putin Can’t Believe It’s Really Going To Be THAT Easy Bugging Every Single Room...
MOSCOW, RUSSIA -- The Russian/American President just cannot believe his luck, sources close to the Kremlin are telling the media, and when Vladimir Putin...
Sean Hannity Asks HUD For Another Set Of Multi-million Dollar Boot Straps
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- According to sources close-ish to the situation, the Department of Housing and Urban Development has received a request for...
President Trump Rushes Headlong Into White House Screening Of “Die Hard” And Runs Out...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today, President Donald Trump was witnessed by several people in his administration bravely charging into a screening room that was showing...
Trump Asks Civil Rights Museum Tour Guide For His Long Form Birth Certificate
JACKSON, MISSISSIPPI -- While touring the Mississippi Civil Rights Museum this morning, President Donald Trump halted the tour long enough to demand the tour...
John Kelly Wins White House Costume Contest for “Racist, Old, White History Revisionist Asshole”...
"Other than all those compromises, what compromises were ever reached on slavery?"
President Donald Wants to Turn Sally Hemmings’ Secret Slave Quarters Into Trump Hotel “Dream...
The quarters of Sally Hemmings, Jefferson's slave and mother to many of his illegitimate rape babies, has been found. President Trump has a plan for it.
Trump Expands Religious Freedom Executive Order to Include Segregated Water Fountains
President Trump's executive order on "religious freedom" may soon be expanded to protect racists' rights to be racist, as long as God tells them to.
Trump Honors Jackie Robinson by Congratulating Himself for Breaking the Presidency’s “Orange Color Barrier”
On Jackie Robinson Day, President Donald Trump honors the civil rights and baseball icon in his own unique, narcissistic way.
Classic TV Show Gets Reboot And Will Be About The Trump Cabinet
If you need help, and you need it to be incompetent, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire, Trump Cabinet -- The B-Team.
VP Pence Suggests Tearing Down Wall Between Church And State And Using It To...
If you ask Mike Pence, the wall separating church and state in this country could be dismantled and put to much better use.
