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Classic TV Show Being Rebooted, Will Focus on Trump Administration
HOLLYWOO, CALIFORNIA -- During the decade known as the 1980's, there were many hit TV shows for audiences to enjoy. One such show was...
Bush Says Trump Should Know How to Pronounce ‘Nookular Weapons’ Before He Uses Them...
CABEZA MIERDA, TEXAS -- Former President George W. Bush left the public spotlight in January of 2009 when Barack Obama was sworn in as...
Pictures Confirm Black Hole Swallowing Charlie Kirk’s Face
Just a few months ago, scienceticians and more general sciencers among the general public were treated to the very first actual pictures of a...
Trump: “I Could Lynch Someone on 5th Avenue, But That Doesn’t Mean I’m Racist,...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump reporters today that he's "pretty sure" he's not racist, although he admitted that it's "been tough to tell...
Americans React to Iran’s Leader Saying The White House is ‘Afflicted by Mental Retardation’
Tensions are undeniably flaring between Iran and the Trump administration. Last week, President Trump says he called off a retaliatory strike against Iran --...
DeVos Supports ICE Raids Because Her Drink Is Getting Warm
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Education Secretary Betsy DeVos told reporters today that she "completely and totally supports" a reportedly upcoming raid on ten American cities...
Trump Promises To Disband NASA If They Don’t Bring Back Cheese From New Moon...
"Trust me on this just like you trusted me that Trump Steaks were real cow and not chunks of Mike Huckabee's ass."
Trump Boys “Playing Government” With Daddy During Shutdown
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump is presiding over yet another shutdown of the federal government under his watch. Now, over ten days after...
Study Shows Mike Cernovich Thinks About Pedophilia More Than People Who Molest Kids
RIO CHINGADERO ESTUPIDO, CALIFORNIA -- Researchers at a community college in California recently published the results of a study they conducted which they say...
Disney Partnering With Mike Cernovich Again On “Pizzagate” Biopic
LIBTARDED HOLLYWEIRDLAND, CALIFORNIA -- Disney announced this morning that it is renewing its new partnership with right-wing conspiracy theorist and alleged journalist Mike Cernovich,...
