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Presidents Day Trivia: 45 Facts About 44 Presidents And One Orange Douchebag
Today is Presidents Day. Which means one thing for our readership: trivia!
Who doesn't love trivia? We'll tell you who -- assholes. Total fuckin' assholes...
CDC Reports 65% Fewer “Happy Holidays” Related Heart Attacks This Christmas Weekend
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump declared victory for the forces of Merry Christmas in the decades-long War on Christmas this past weekend.
In a...
Area Moron Turns Off 24/7 Uranium One Coverage, Explains Why Trump Is Right: Everyone...
COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Right-wing podcaster and his hometown's favorite moron, Jethro Bohiggins, told his audience this morning that a tweet sent by...
Trump Will Only Pardon Turkey That Voted For Him
"There are at least 63 million turkeys to choose from in this country."
Gowdy Promises to Get to Bottom of Connection Between Manafort, Clinton, and Benghazi
"The first step is to figure out how it's all Hillary Clinton's fault."
Ted Nugent Offers to Teach Jemele Hill How to be Respectful of Presidents
Alleged talented musician Ted Nugent knows a thing or two about criticizing presidents he disagrees with, but he always does it with respect.
President Hillary Clinton Divulges Secrets to Russians, Congressional Republicans Cool With It
In a closed door meeting with Russian envoys, President Hillary Clinton gave away intelligence but Republicans are really totes cool with it.
Merrick Garland Sends Neil Gorsuch Card Congratulating Him On Being Filibustered for the Supreme...
Merrick Garland saw the filibuster of Neil Gorsuch as a milestone worthy of congratulations, and he sent the man who could get his seat a card.
Trump Returns From Fishing Trip With Catch He Tells Media Is 900-lb. Shark
When coming back to the White House from a fishing trip, President Trump claims to have caught a 900 pound great white shark.
Sean Spicer’s Head Literally Explodes During White House Press Briefing
Tough questions make Sean Spicer's head explode at a recent White House press briefing, when questions of wiretapping were brought up.
