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Kim Jong Un, Trump Agree To Keep Summit Focused On Who Has Bigger Dick,...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Last week, the world was taken aback when South Korea announced that after talks with North Korea, President Donald Trump would...
Trump’s Bone Spurs Refute President’s Claims He’d Run Into Mass Shooting With No Gun...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, President Donald Trump, during a meeting with the nation's governors, said that he would have probably charged headlong into...
Trump Demands Meeting With Swiss Miss During Davos Trip
AIR FORCE ONE -- While flying high above the Atlantic Ocean on his way to Davos, Switzerland, President Donald Trump ordered Press Secretary Sarah...
Fox Sending Tomi Lahren To North Korea To Ask Kim Jong Un For Tips...
Fox News is shipping its most plucky and screech-a-rific contributor to North Korea so she can pick Un's brain about despotic patriotism.
Trump Asks John Kelly If Taxpayers Will Still Pay For His Golf Outing Security...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sources within the White House are telling reporters that this morning, President Trump seemed to be accepting of the fact that...
Trump Orders ‘Except From Shithole Countries’ Added To Statue of Liberty Poem
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Moments after delivering a speech about Martin Luther King, Jr. this morning, President Donald Trump issued and executive order. The order...
Stephen Miller Waits In Front Of Flagpole After School For Jake Tapper
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- The Internet was abuzz after White House aide Stephen Miller's combative, hostile interview with CNN'S Jake Tapper this past...
Trump Disappointed He Didn’t Get To Meet Old McDonald After He Spoke To Farm...
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Yesterday, President Trump visited and spoke to the Farm Bureau.
While speaking to the association’s annual gathering, Mr. Trump also signed two...
Black Man Tying Shoes Sends Tammy Lahren Into Rage-Induced Coma
DULLARD, TEXAS -- Representatives for right-wing firebrand conservative commentator Tabasco Lahren are confirming at the time of publication that she is in stable condition,...
Putin Dictates Trump’s New Year’s Resolutions To Him
MOSCOW, RUSSIA -- Today, Russian President Vladimir Putin made a phone call to Secondary American President Donald Trump and dictated a list of resolutions...
