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His Royal Majesty, The Grand Imperial President of America-Land, Says He Has ‘Absolute Right’...
THE KINGDOM OF WASHINGTONSHIRE, MERRY OLD AMERICA-LAND -- His Royal Majesty, The Grand Imperial President of America-Land has issued yet another royal decree. This...
Evangelical MAGA Supporter Sees No Issue With President Asking Satan For Dirt on Biden
HOLY OAK, VIRGINIA -- Right-wing, Pro-Trump televangelist Bill Millen told listeners and viewers of his podcast today that he doesn't think there's anything wrong...
Obnoxious Liar Stands Next to President of Finland and Screams Conspiracy Theories at Reporters
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- An obnoxious, lying reality-TV conman and trust fund racist spent about an hour standing at a lectern across from another lectern...
President Retweets Klan Poll Showing 100% Impeachment Disapproval
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The President of the United States has found himself in a pitched battle for the continuation of his presidential administration. Last...
Trump Promises to Drop Out if Michelle Obama Enters 2020 Race
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump told reporters today that if former First Lady Michelle Obama decided to enter the 2020 presidential race, he...
Trump Jokingly Refers to Honest Abe’s Wife as “The Lincoln Tunnel”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Trump was forced to issue a hasty apology to the Lincoln Family Trust this morning after a hot mic picked...
Dan Bongino Definitely Doesn’t Secretly Masturbate to Old Videos of Hillary Clinton So Stop...
The following is an op-ed written by our Editor in Chief, award winner adjacent writer/comedian James Schlarmann on the subject of whether or not...
Boris Johnson Announces He’s a Cheap Chinese Trump Knockoff from Factory Owned by Ivanka
MERRY OLD LONDONTOWNSHIRESHIP, ENGLAND -- This morning, former London Mayor Boris Johnson found out he was going to be the next Prime Minister of...
Texas Business Has Been Making Millions On Its “Lunch With Ted Cruz” Escape Room
EL CHINGADERO, TEXAS -- All across America, "escape room" businesses have been cropping up.
In general, an escape room is a business that offers customers...
Tomi Lahren Says NASA’s Black Hole Picture is ‘Reverse Racism’ Because #AllHolesMatter
VALLE INSÍPIDO, CALIFORNIA -- Fox News contributing racist Tomahawk Lahren does not like black holes, and she has made it a lifelong mission of...
