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Local Woman Anxious For Hatred Among Fellow Americans To Return To Pre-Trump Levels
LAKE GILMOUR, FLORIDA -- Scholars and historians seem to agree, the 2016 presidential election was a particularly brutal one. Though going as far back...
Lahren: “Mermaids Are White, Just Like Santa and Jesus!”
LA CULERA RUBIA ARRUGADA, CALIFORNIA -- Fox News contributing racist muppet Timothy Lahren railed against Disney's decision to cast a female of color in...
The Klan Apologizes For Spelling Error In Pro-Trump Pamphlets
WHITE PLAINS, KANSAS -- A spokesman for the Ku Klux Klan formally apologized for racist, pro-Donald Trump pamphlets that the KKK disseminated in Kansas...
Trump Confident Putin Won’t Lose to Anyone on Democratic Debate Stage
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Speaking to reporters on the south lawn of the White House on his way out to big up a deep fried...
“I’m Tired of These Baseless Smears on My Patriotism” McConnell Says Drenched in Putin’s...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A cum soaked Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-The Kremlin) told the American people he's "sick and tired" of what he...
Barack Obama Endorses Donald Trump for President
SHARIA VOODOO LABORATORY, SOROS BUNKER #1 -- In a truly unforeseen turn of events, former President Barack Hussein Obama (D-Kenya) shocked the press, his...
Toothless Kentucky Man Would Never Live in Baltimore
CONFEDERATE FALLS, KENTUCKY -- Sebastian Wilmington is a 36 year old lifetime resident of his small Kentucky town. Wilmington is missing most of his...
MAGA Supporter: “It’s Much More Betterer to Not Be Having to Press 1 to...
COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Right-wing YouTube star, podcaster, and singer/songwriter Jethro Bohiggins says he has "had up to here" with having to dial-1...
Gohmert Confident He Destroyed the Credibility of the Man He Says Completely Exonerated President...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, Rep. Louie Gohmert, a Texas Republican, told reporters outside a prayer breakfast this morning that he thinks FBI Special...
El Presidente Trump’s Guide to Mexican Cuisine
Whether you're a guest in one of his luxurious summer concentration camps, or a curious pure-white American looking to dabble in Satan's delights, this...
