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In 2017, Trump Spent $750 in Taxes, and $750,000 in Big Macs
This weekend, The Failing Any Minute Now, We Promise, They Really ARE Failing New York Times published what in many circles is being called a "bombshell"...
Well That’s It. The Republicans Have Convinced Me. I am NOT Voting for Hunter...
Editor's Note:
The following is an editorial written by the Editor In Chief and Head Fuckwit of The Political Garbage Chute, James "Jambo" Schlarmann. The views and...
President Trump Promises Peaceful Transfer of Power to John Barron, David Dennison, or Bobby...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Yesterday, President Donald Trump caused quite a commotion when he refused to tell a reporter that he'd promise to transfer power...
Cruz: “The Senate Must Fill Ginsburg’s Seat and Secure a Permanent Majority for the...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Unsurprisingly, Congressional Republicans have been giving interviews and making social media posts supporting President Donald Trump nominating a replacement for the...
Taliban Endorses Judge Amy Coney Barrett for Supreme Court Justice
AFGHANISTAN -- The Taliban have issued the following statement, in their words "fully and completely endorsing fellow Religious Zealot" Judge Amy Coney Barrett to...
ABC Town Hall Unfairly Ambushes Dear President With Questions from American Voters
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Last night, ABC hosted a town hall discussion with President Donald John Trump, and unsurprisingly, the lamestream media event, hosted by noted Clintonista...
Local Witch Casts “ShutTheFuckUpicus Totallus” Curse on JK Rowling
GODRIC'S HOLLOW, LONDON, UK, THE WIZARDING WORLD -- While it's unclear at this time if it will have any effect whatsoever, a local witch...
Obama Confirms Sinking Trump Boats Was Final Mission of Operation Jade Helm
SECRET COMMIE SHARIA BUNKER, SOMEWHERE IN KENYA -- Former President and current Dark Lord of Socialism Barack Hussein Obama has reportedly been caught in...
Antifa Corporate HQ Endorses Joe Biden for President
CUCKTOWN, COMMIEFORNIA -- With far less than a hundred days before the general election in November, both major party candidates are hard at work...
Can America Ever Return to a Simpler Time With Less White Nationalist Violence and...
In Kenosha, Wisconsin and Portland, Oregon last week, Americans watched in horror as two separate incidents of extreme, politically-motivated violence took place. In Wisconsin,...
