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Republicans Race to Make Democrat Voting Illegal by 2024
How does a dying party stay relevant? Make it impossible for the other side to win, no matter how many votes they get.
Vaccinated Bureaucrat Making Six Figure Income Has Thoughts on Your Kids Rushing Back to...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Rep. Tom Thompaulsen (R-MT) is "sick and tired" of America's schools largely being closed to in-person learning. During a press conference...
Mike Pence Explains How Ripping Wombs Out of Immigrant Women is Pro-Life and Not...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning Vice President High Priest Michael Pence was asked to address shocking allegations that doctors in Georgia performed unrequested hysterectomies...
Pussy Grabbing Predator With 25 Credible Allegations of Sexual Assault Can’t Wait to Bring...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In the nation's capital, there is a 74-year-old pussy grabbing alleged billionaire that has, over his lifetime, collected 25 credible allegations...
Republican: Free College Plans Set America on a ‘Dangerous Path’ to Intelligent People
THIRD PINE, OHIO -- Senators Bernie Sanders and Liz Warren both have made the idea of some free college for U.S. citizens major components...
Republican: Free College Plans Set America on a ‘Dangerous Path’ to Intelligent People
THIRD PINE, OHIO -- Senators Bernie Sanders and Liz Warren both have made the idea of some free college for U.S. citizens major components...
Tennessee Democrats Considering a 48-Hour Waiting Period for Erections
NASHVILLE, TENNESSEE -- In 2015, conservatives in Deep Red Tennesee seriously considered making the Christian Holy Bible the official state book -- eschewing the...
Study Shows 85% of Monopoly Money Used to Snort Pixy Stix
A new study just published by the National Institute of Studying Stuff has pointed to, perhaps, a quite alarming statistic. According to a report...
Alabama Pro-Lifers Grant Personhood to Precum
LAKE DORMIR AVEC LEURS COUSINS, ALABAMA -- Pro-life Republicans in the State of Alabama have been steadily attacking the rights of women in their...
Congressman Argues It Should Be Unconstitutional to ‘Tattle’ On a President For His Unconstitutional...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Congressman Tom Thompaulsen, being interviewed on ABC radio this morning, told the American public that in his mind, whistleblowing is "tattling" and tattling...
