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Trump Campaign Sues America
"That's it! THAT IS IT! THAT IS EEEE-NOUGH!"
The shouts were heard reverberating around the White House, just after the president's fourth breakfast of the...
Election Day: Voters Head to Polls During Final 24-Hours of Coronavirus Pandemic
Today, millions of Americans will stand in lines, sometimes for hours, to cast their ballots for president. Of course, there are several other important...
Trump Says a Vote for a Democrat Should Only Count as Three-Fifths of a...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Americans are voting today for who they think should be the President of the United States beginning next January. However, we...
Congratulations, America! King Trump Has Decided to Let You Vote Today!
Citizenry of America!
Rejoice! For your goodly King God Emperor, Donald John Trump I, has decreed that today shall be Election Day! Therefore, you are...
Cruz Awaits Poll Closings and News About Whether His Wife Will Be Ugly Another...
FUCKFACE, TEXAS -- Canadian-born-Super-Texan-Cowboy-Elite-Ivy-League-Lawyer Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) told his staff this morning during a conference call and prayer session that he's "extremely nervous"...
Televangelist Publishes “MAGA-Friendly” Bible Just Three Pages Long
HOLY OAK, VIRGINIA -- Bill Millen, a self-described "televangelist for Trump," told his flock today that he has released a new, "MAGA-friendly" edition of...
Ivanka: “America Needs the Leadership of Small Hands and Even Smaller Genitals”
OLD BALLS, FLORIDA -- Addressing a rally for her father, held in a small city just a few miles south of Orlando, First Lady...
Brett Kavanaugh Had Really Wrong Idea Why Some Call Amy Coney Barrett a “Super...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- To be fair to him, Justice Brett Kavanaugh was only on his fourth Bud Light of the morning. Everyone who's worked...
Okay Zuckerberg. You Win. I’ll Become a White Nationalist Domestic Terrorist So I Can...
The following is an editorial from the desk of our founding Editor in Chief. As he is the silly son of a bitch who...
KKK ‘Outraged, Devastated, and Hurt’ Trump Gives Proud Boys All The Attention
COUSIN DOINK BAY, MISSISSIPPI -- The first presidential debate between former Vice President Joe Biden and President Donald Trump was an abject mess, there...
