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Al Franken Offers to Takeover Marjorie Taylor Greene’s House Seat
ESSENEL, MINNESOTA -- Former Senator Al Franken does not currently live in Georgia, he's offered to move to Marjorie Taylor Greene's district so that...
Biden Politely Declines Lindsey Graham’s Offer of Four Years of Public Beejers
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The note President Biden sent to Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) yesterday morning contained a very short message.
"Thanks, but no thanks, Lindsey."
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McEnany Still Looking for a Taco Bell That Will Hire Her
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Former White House Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany has still, as of yet, not found her next line of employment. According so...
Man Finds Ted Cruz Drowning and Throws Him a Cement Life Preserver
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- While it's not clear at this time exactly why Senator Ted Cruz went for a swim in the Potomac river last...
Hawley, Cruz, and Paul Leave GOP and Start the “Lost Cause Party”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In the mid-19th century, the United States of America splintered, and spent four bloody years fighting each other during the Civil...
Cruz: “An Impeachment Conviction After He’s Left Office Won’t Make My Wife Any Less...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Before he left office, the former President of the United States of America -- a former reality-TV game show host and...
Museum of Holocaust Denial Hires Stephen Miller as New Director
LAKE FUROR, FLORIDA -- When the previous administration left the White House a few days ago, many staffers and aides were still scrambling to...
Gaetz Blames Cancel Culture for His Inability to Bring a Woman to Climax Even...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- If there is one thing Congressman Matt Gaetz loathes, it's sobriety. Another thing he despises is "cancel culture."
Though many conservatives have...
Biden Lifts Ban on Seniors With Bone Spurs Serving in Active War Zones
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today, President Joe Biden signed two executive orders related to who can and cannot serve in active U.S. military duty. In...
Huckabee Sanders Says She’s Running to ‘Prove You Can Slap Lipstick on a Pig...
EDITOR'S NOTE: Offended by us calling Sarah Huckabee Sanders a "pig" in this article? You are free to leave your complaints at any one...
