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Tyrant Biden Commands Restaurant Employees to Wash Hands After Using the Bathroom
"What about my freedom to get sick and die, fam? WHAT THE FUCK ABOUT THAT, HUH?!" - Jethro Bohiggins
The duly elected tyrant President Joe...
Barrett Worries Her MAGA Hat Might Make People Think the Court Has Become Political
"It could only be this hat, and not the fact that Mitch McConnell didn't wait until Ginsburg's corpse was stiff before rushing me onto...
New Policy Lets DeSantis Punch Kids in the Mouth for Wearing a Mask
TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDUH -- A new policy instituted by Gov. Ron DeSantis (Q-FL) allows him to punch "any and all students" he encounters who are...
Duly Elected Tyrant Uses Lawful Constitutional Authority to Give OSHA New COVID Vaccine Mandate
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A stunned MAGA nation looked on in horror yesterday as Comrade Joe Biden (D-SOCIALISM) -- duly elected tyrant -- used powers...
Man Wants Statue ‘Dedicated to Another Traitor Who Lost’ After Robert E. Lee’s Removal
RICHMOND, VIRGINIA -- After 131 years, a monument to General Robert E. Lee, who led forces against the United States during the Civil War,...
“Let Me Explain Why Rapists Might Be Entitled to $10,000” by Gov. Greg Abbott
The following editorial was written by Gov. Greg Abbott (Taliban-TX), concerning his state's new 6-week abortion ban. Included in the law is a provision...
Dr. Alex Jones Prescribes 30 mg of Chemtrails and Frog De-Gayer for Joe Rogan’s...
FT. DIPSHIT, TEXAS -- Yesterday, to the shock of absolutely nobody who passed high school biology class, vaccine and mask skeptic Joe Rogan announced...
Scientific Study Shows People Who Think the Election Was Stolen Have This One Thing...
A new study from the National Institute of Investigation, Inquiry, and Inquest has delivered some rather fascinating results. If they can be peer reviewed...
Cruz: “America Needed a Draft Dodger With Bone Spurs Leading the Afghanistan Withdrawal”
"What this entire debacle has taught is something really quite simple to understand. America needed a draft dodger with bone spurs leading the Afghanistan...
Greene Demands an Update From the FDA on Approval of Bleach and Sunlight Injections
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- After months of waiting, the Food and Drug Administration finally gave its full approval to Pfizer's COVID-19 vaccine. However, for some...
