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Don Jr: “Putin Would Be Too Occupied With Daddy’s Mouth to Invade Ukraine!”
If his father hadn't lost both the 2020 election and the 2021 insurrection, Donald Trump Jr is convinced that Russian President Vladimir Putin would...
Ghost of General Lee to Appear at 2022 CPAC
This weekend, conservatives from all over America will meet in the one place they feel most comfortable that isn't a klan rally -- CPAC....
NY Attorney General Explains Why She’s Not Forcing The Obamas to Sit For Deposition
This week, a New York Supreme Court judge ruled that former President Donald J. Trump and two of his spawn must sit down for...
Don Jr: “There’s No Censorship on Truth Social As Long As You Lie About...
It's no big secret -- pro-MAGA conservatives have absolutely had it with the major social media platforms. Hardly a day goes by without someone...
Ivanka: “Daddy’s Not Potty Trained Well Enough to Flush Documents Down the Toilet”
Reports and allegations that former, one term, twice permanently impeached, defeated President Donald J. Trump would go so far as to actually eat documents...
Gazpacho Police Announce Massive Counterfeit Oyster Cracker Bust
https://youtu.be/hqWJDFRyc2w
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Nancy Pelosi's personal law enforcement squad, the Gazpacho Police, held a press conference today to announce what their chief called the...
CDC Says It’s Now Safe to Remove Your Mask In Order Tell Ted Cruz...
ATLANTA, GEORGIA -- The Centers for Disease Control has issued the following update to their masking guidance. In the interest of public safety, The Political...
Maybe If Real Women Would Talk to Me, I Wouldn’t Get So Worked Up...
The following editorial was submitted to Alternative Facts by William Terwilliger Jones, a popular Bible Belt podcaster. Mr. Terwilliger Jones is the host of "Christ-y White...
Failing Capitalist State Still Struggling to Provide Heat and Power to Millions
THE CAPITALIST REPUBLIC OF TEXAS -- In the failed capitalist state of Texas, millions of people are still without power and heat, as officials...
Cruz: Weak Biden Won’t Nominate Functioning Alcoholic Who Can’t Recall Their Attempted Rapes
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- No matter who President Joe Biden selects to replace outgoing Justice Stephen Breyer, Sen. Ted Cruz has pledged to "fight tooth...
