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Bobby Jindal Proposes ‘Separate But Equal’ Birthright Citizenship
"In the proposal, Governor Jindal makes it very clear that these new citizens would only get access to six of the ten amendments in the Bill of Rights."
Desperate Ted Cruz Proposes Catapulting “Anchor Babies” Back to Mexico
Ted Cruz thinks a catapult is all the immigration reform we need.
Humankind Considers Ending Republicans’ Birthright Membership to the Species
"The bottom line, is that until Republicans get back to their roots as the Party of Lincoln, we're not going to automatically assume a Republican is human."
Marco Rubio Says He’ll Appoint ‘Vagina Czar’ To Enforce Abortion Ban
"It's just that I believe in making government so small, we can fit it in your vagina."
County Republican: ‘I’m Not Racist, I Just Don’t Like or Trust Foreigners or Mexicans!’
"Does it make me racist to have an irrational fear of new people coming here?"
Republicans Worried Wrong A-Hole Is Fronting Their A-Hole Policies
Are Republicans freaking out about the wrong a-hole representing their a-hole policies?
Man Who Takes 36% Of Year Off Thinks Some Americans Don’t Work Hard Enough
Rand Paul is pretty sure if you're poorer than others it's because you don't work hard enough.
Area White Guy Sure He Knows How Black People Should Protest
One man thinks he can tell the Black Lives Matter activists the best way to get results: do nothing.
Rand Paul Fornicates With Copy of Tax Code
A new campaign publicity video shows Rand Paul in a compromised position with the U.S. tax code.
Ted Cruz: Iran Nuclear Deal Is ‘Obama and Kerry Doing Two Holocausts To Israel’
Ted Cruz wanted to one-up and upstage Mike Huckabee after the evangelical former governor compared Obama and Kerry to Nazis.
