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Obama Warns Biden Against Tan Suits and Dijon Mustards
SECRET KENYAN SHARIA BUNKER -- Outgoing President Donald J. Trump may not want to admit it quite yet, but he lost his reelection bid...
Impeached Sore Loser Continues to Pout Like a Bitch
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- More than two weeks ago, the country decided to fire Donald Trump, and come January 21st, 2021, he will no longer...
Lying Fuck Reminds America The Constitution Says He’s Not Done Lying To Them Until...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Almost two weeks ago, an unctuous, fatuous, impetuous, deluded lying fuck ran for reelection to the highest, most powerful office in...
This Big Ol’ Impeached Pile of Whiny Bitch Couldn’t Even Win the Popular Vote...
Let's play a little guessing game! Can you guess, from the hints we give you below, who this person is?
HINT #1: He is the...
RNC Quietly Removes “Supporting American Democracy” from Party Platform
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Republican National Committee has taken down the phrase "Supporting American Democracy" from their party's platform, published on their website. It's...
OP-ED: What Do You Mean There Are Consequences for Supporting Corrupt, Incompetent Asshole Bullies?
The following is a reader-submitted editorial from Kevin Riccilumbo, a reader from New Fucnut, Connecticut. The views and opinions of reader editorials do not...
State Law Requires Every Nevada Resident to Inspect and Approve Each Counted Ballot
NEVADA -- Why in the world is it taking it so long for Nevada to count its votes? That's the question on many Americans'...
Putin Wonders If He’ll Be Batting a Thousand or .500 After Votes Counted
MOSCOW, RUSSIA -- Sitting beside a roaring fire, Russian President Vladimir Putin held court with the media of his country this evening and gave...
Televangelist Publishes “MAGA-Friendly” Bible Just Three Pages Long
HOLY OAK, VIRGINIA -- Bill Millen, a self-described "televangelist for Trump," told his flock today that he has released a new, "MAGA-friendly" edition of...
Don Jr Mocks Hunter Biden For Having a Dad Who Loves and Cares About...
It would appear that for the next two weeks or so, the Trump 2020 campaign will not relent in its attacks on Hunter Biden,...
