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Biden Still Has Not Announced An Ambassador to Thighland
There are so many things for an incoming presidential administration to take care of. There are dozens and dozens of staff members and jobs...
Mexico Issues $0.00 Check For Final Wall Payment
This story was first published on Alternatively Facts, and is reprinted below with their expressed, written permission.
MEXICO CITY, MEXICO -- When he ran for president...
Cruz Will Insist That Congress Certify He Has an Ugly Wife and No Balls
This story first appeared on The Pastiche Post and is reprinted with permission.
Before the 2016 presidential race, Ted Cruz had a wife named Heidi whose looks...
Biden Cancels White House’s Adderall Subscription from Amazon Prime
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Though he doesn't officially take over as president until January 20th, 2021, there are some low level presidential online shopping accounts...
Ted Cruz Will Demand Congress Certify He’s a Ball-less Douche With an Ugly Wife
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Before the 2016 presidential race, Sen. Ted Cruz had a wife named Heidi whose looks had never been the subject of...
Jordan: Winning Back House and Impeaching Hunter Biden’s Laptop Are GOP’s Top Priorities
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Exactly when, or if, most congressional Republicans will decide to acknowledge Donald Trump's loss last month is still quite up in...
Josh Hawley Will Contest Electoral College’s Certification of Black Votes
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, outgoing, lame duck, one-term no matter what President Donald J. Trump's effort to overturn the 2020 election got a...
Experts Have a Chilling Warning: The Next Republican Coup Could Be Less Stupid
What would happen if there was a coup attempted by one political party in the United States of America after, imagine, they lost the...
Biden Posts Eviction Notices on White House Doors
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Last week, it was reported by Satirical Facts that the Biden transition team officially served President Donald J. Trump with eviction...
Experts Warn the Next Republican Coup Attempt Could Be a Lot Less Stupid
What would happen if there was a coup attempted by one political party in the United States of America after, imagine, they lost the...