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No More Diet Cokes or Adderall at the Push of a Button in Biden’s...
WASHINGTON D.C. -- Amongst the many changes being made in the Oval Office, White House officials confirmed the removal of Donald Trumps “Diet Coke Button”,...
Biden Shuts Down Federal Research Into Windmill Cancer Vaccine
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The federal government will no longer be researching a windmill cancer vaccine, thanks to a new executive order signed by President...
“But I’m For Law and Order!” Shouts the Cultist Being Arrested for Their Attempted...
FT. DUMFUK, TENNESSEE -- "But I'm for law and order! Don't you hear me? I back the blue! Why are you doing this to me?!...
Biden Says He’ll Ask Nuclear Codes to Be Changed From ‘Password123’
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DELAWARE -- Incoming President-elect Joe Biden told reporters today that Americans should "expect to see a...
To Discourage Another Attack, Biden May Taken Oath of Office in a Science Class
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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- After last week's deadly domestic terror attack on the U.S. Capitol,...
Biden Says Nuclear Codes Can No Longer Be ‘Password123’
DELAWARE -- Incoming President-elect Joe Biden told reporters today that Americans should "expect to see a hell of a lot of changes" in their...
Biden Cancels White House Subscription to Ivanka’s OnlyFans
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In about a week, First Lady Ivanka Trump is going to need to find herself a new job, because she won't...
Hannity: “The Classiest First Couple in History is Leaving the White House”
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- It seems that the mass of Spam and racist Breitbart headlines that doctors call Sean Hannity's "brain" is starting...
Biden Cancels White House Subscription to Ivanka’s OnlyFans
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In about a week, First Lady Ivanka Trump is going to need to find herself a new job, because she won't...
Gold Digging Racist Asshole Has Lost All Interest in Pretending to Be First Lady
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- One of the world's most famous gold miners -- who also happens to be a racist birther -- has told her...
