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5 Fun Facts About Smellise Stinkfandick, New GOP Conference Chair
Just this morning, House Republicans completed their coup d'domestic terrorism and officially voted to make Rep. Smellise Stinkfandick (Q-NY) their party's third most powerful...
Cheney Accuses House GOP of Stealing Leadership Election from Her
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In a truly surprising turn of events, Rep. Liz Cheney (R-WY) has leveled an explosive allegation against the House Republicans that...
Hawley Says He Spread ‘The Big Alternative Fact’ But Not The Big Lie
"The whole notion of a Big Lie is just some left-wing, Antifa-backed, insert-conservative-buzzword-here nonsense." - Sen. Josh Hawley (Q-MO)
Sen. Josh Hawley spoke with conservative...
Gaetz Wants First Amendment Expanded to Protect Facebook Accounts and Trafficking Minors
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This week, Facebook's Oversight Board gave the social media titan the go-ahead to continue former President Donald J. Trump's permanent suspension....
DeSantis Signs Law Banning Democracy
TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDA -- Citing a need for "election security and integrity," Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis (Q) signed a law today banning all forms of...
Matt Gaetz Can’t Believe Q Didn’t Tell Him Matt Gaetz is a Sex Trafficker
WHORELAND-O, FLORIDA -- Rep. Matt Gaetz (Q-FL) may or may not have very much time left on his political career.
Gaetz announced shortly before the...
Hannity Slams Complete Sentences and Cogent Thoughts in Biden’s First Congressional Address
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Fox News personality Sean Hannity was not in any way, shape, or form impressed with the first joint congressional...
Simon & Schuster Says Fact-Checked Kellyanne Conway Memoir Fits on Four Pages
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Former White House Senior Bullshit Adviser Kellyanne Conway has written a memoir about her time in the Donald Trump...
Dr. Joe Rogan, M.D. Leaving Harvard Medical School to Host “Fear Factor” Reboot
FORT SHITTFERBRAYNS, TEXAS -- A lot of Americans might not know that there are more than one Harvard Medical School, and they could be...
Biden Makes “Merry Christmas” Illegal Again
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Some on the right have accused President Joe Biden of being a so-called "Quiet Revolutionary."
In lay terms, President Biden's critics believe...
