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AZ GOP Will Have the Tooth Fairy Hand Deliver Election Fraud Evidence to Supreme...
FREEDICKS, ARIZONA -- The Arizona Republican Party's alleged audit of the 2020 election isn't complete yet, but that hasn't stopped them from parading the...
Whiny Snowflake Troll Suing Twitter and Facebook for Having Rules He Refused to Follow
DIPPSHITT, NEW JERSEY -- In front of a small group of his friends, a whiny snowflake and former, one-term, twice-permanently impeached president announced that...
Mike Lindell Starts “MyCrackPipe”
LAKE AMPHETAMINE, MINNESOTA -- During a press conference held from his own basement this morning, American entrepreneur Mike Lindell didn't just claim, without any...
Stupid Fuck Rants In Front of Crowd of Stupid Fucks From Ohio
WELLINGTON, OHIO -- One of his staffers called it a "return to his former stupidity-laced glory." Another said it was a "chance to show...
Giuliani Vows to Sue Any Manhattan Bar That Won’t Serve Him
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani has been kicked out of the New York State Bar Association, and to...
McConnell: Republicans Shouldn’t Lose Elections Just Because They Get Fewer Votes
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Yesterday, Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (Q-Moscow) joined in all his fellow Senate Republicans in blocking H.R. 1, which was the...
Mexico Offers to Pay to Upgrade Texas’ Electrical Grid
When former one-term, twice-permanently impeached President Donald J. Trump left office, he left having not fulfilled one of his chief campaign promises. The "great"...
Biden Tells Space Force to Stop Pointing Telescope at Ivanka’s Bedroom
President Joe Biden ordered Space Force to "immediately reposition" a massive telescope miles away from the Earth's orbit and point it away from the...
Manchin So Mad Republicans Blocked the Jan 6th Commission He’s About Do Absolutely Nothing...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- To put it bluntly, Senator Joe Manchin (R Pretending to Be D-WV) is pissed. Buzz on the Hill is that immediately after it...
Greene Says She’ll Have Q-Anon Tattoos Removed Via Secret Space Laser
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-GA) divulged to reporters today that she has "a handful of Q-Anon tattoos," which she had done...
