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Hillary Says She Can Coach Meadows and Bannon Through Their Fear of Giving Congressional...
Former Secretary of State, Senator, and First Lady Hillary Clinton offered to help two men overcome their fears and anxiety, in order to provide...
Is “Let’s Go Brandon” Secret Code for “I Have a Micro Penis”?
Is the hot new catch phrase taking the Bible Belt by storm a secret code phrase that lets men with tiny dicks communicate with...
Biden Tells Engineers They Can Reinstall White House Ramps and Stairs Now
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Joe Biden has authorized White House engineers to reinstall ramps and stairways that the previous occupant was, according to documents...
Bible Belt Teenage Incest Pregnancies Skyrocket After Fauci Reiterates Effectiveness of Condoms
The American Medical Union of America released a report this week that indicates Anthony Fauci may have even less influence over pro-MAGA Americans than...
Liar Makes Truly Idiotic Claim About Crises During Crybaby Sore Loser’s Presidency
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Appearing on Fox News today, known liar and moron Kayleigh McEnany, former Press Secretary to Donald John Trump, doubled-down...
Graham: Biden Should Be Impeached for Afghanistan and How Little Face-to-Balls Time He Gets
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Elected pro-MAGA Republicans have been relentless in the past few days in their calls for the impeachment of President Joe Biden....
Twitter Temporarily Suspends Horse Faced Anti-Vaxxer’s Account
SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Horse faced cave troll and freshman Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-GA) won't be tweeting at all for the next...
AZ Audit Finds Two Million Ballots Filled Out in Unicorn Blood
LOS MORONOS, ARIZONA -- This morning, Cyber Ninjas announced that their audit of Arizona's 2020 election has turned up what they described as "irrefutable-ish...
Mike Lindell Drops Fox News Ads to Promote MyPillow at Gun Shows and Klan...
Mike Lindell is still feuding with Fox News, angry that the conservative cable news network refuses to allow him to use their platform to...
Patriot Will Get Vaccinated If The Sunlight He’s Shooting Up His Ass Doesn’t Work...
COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Bohiggins has already fought off two COVID-19 infections, but as he told his audience...
