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Barr Wants Justice Department to Investigate Justice Department for Crime of Investigating Crimes
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This week, multiple outlets reported that President Donald Trump's personal Attorney General, William Barr, has authorized prosecutor John Durham of the...
Matt Gaetz Blows .18 on Breathalyzer After Barging Into Closed Door Impeachment Hearing
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Shortly after he and several other Congressional Republicans broke into a closed door impeachment hearing, Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL) was administered...
Is Your Rascal Scooter Fully Charged In Preparation for a Second Civil War?
The President of the United States was the subject of an impeachment inquiry that ultimately led to an acquittal in the Senate after members...
Ivanka Admits to Being White House Thistle Blower
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Despite the best efforts of The Failing New York Times, the full and complete identity of the whistleblower whose complaint against President Donald...
Is Your Rascal Scooter Fully Charged In Preparation for a Second Civil War?
The President of the United States is currently the subject of an active impeachment inquiry. As most Americans know, however, the United States isn't...
Gingrich Explains Subtle Differences Between Consensual Blowjobs And Coercing Foreign Governments to Investigate Political...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In 1998, Newt Gingrich was the Speaker of the House in the United States House of Representatives.
A Republican, Gingrich was famously...
Richard Nixon Sends His Articles of Impeachment to Nancy Pelosi ‘To Save Some Time’
THE LAKE OF FIRE, HELL, ETERNITY -- At a press conference from the afterlife, former President Richard Nixon announced that he will be sending,...
John Adams Once Called The King of England for Dirt on Thomas Jefferson
While the nation's political and governmental institutions grapple with an authentic constitutional crisis, debating the possible impeachment of President Donald Trump, historians have unearthed...
Doctors Unsure Barry Berke’s Foot Can Ever Be Extracted from Lewandowski
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The nation's top doctors aren't sure anything can be done from a medical standpoint to remove the foot of House Democrat...
“I Guess I’ll Just Have to Bomb Iran All By Myself!”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A visibly upset John Bolton was seen angrily leaving the White House this morning, having tendered his resignation at the request...
