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Pat Robertson Says God Wouldn’t Have Let Notre Dame Burn If It Was In...
VIRGINIA BEACH, VIRGINIA -- Televangelist and living fossil record Pat Robertson told a podcast audience today that if the famous Notre Dame cathedral had...
President Says TrumpCare Will ‘Absolutely Cover Non-Existing Conditions’
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Though it's still more than a year and a half away, President Donald Trump appears to be already jockeying for position...
Trump Says Democrats Want ‘Unlimited Post-Arousal Abortions’
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump had a relatively convivial relationship with Congress for the first two years of his presidency, however the shellacking...
Pelosi Offers McConnell Voter ID Laws for Voter IQ Laws
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- For years, the Republican Party has been behind a push to institute voter ID laws in as many states as they...
Jim Jordan Shreds Cohen Testimony: ‘Total Waste of Taxpayer Dollars’ That ‘Didn’t Get into...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Rep. Gym Jordan told a right-wing talk radio station today that the hearing held before the House Oversight and Reform Committee...
Courier Hands Cohen Check Signed by President Trump Just Before Entering Capitol Building
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The collective political world is at a stand still, awaiting with great anticipation the public congressional testimony from Michael Cohen, President...
Mexico Agrees to Pay for National Emergency as Long as Trump Can Prove it...
MEXICO CITY, MEXICO -- The Federal Government of Mexico has sent an official communique to both houses of Congress, offering to shoulder the financial...
Gated Communities Discovered to be Massive Secret Government Social Experiment
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Under the Freedom of Information Act, or FOIA, Not Really News has obtained information on a giant secret government experiment that...
Asshole Itching to Give All His Asshole Opinions
THE SHITE VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- From within his gated community, sitting in the living room of his 3200 square foot house overlooking the Pacific...
VP Mike Pence Will Push Congress For Law Stating Life Begins At “Pre-Cum”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This year, Vice President Mike Pence will make a joint address to both houses of Congress in a rare move he...
