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Donald Trump Tours Chemtrail Plane, Promises to Terminate Program
Washington D.C -- Donald Trump, accompanied by select members of his cabinet, toured a chemtrail-outfitted dispersal airplane at Andrews Air Force Base yesterday afternoon,...
Trump Promises Response To Florence Will Be The ‘Hurricane Katrina of Hurricane Marias’
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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Trump bragged that his administration would "once again be the most talked about and remembered in...
Citing Budget Deficit, Trump Enacts Tariff On Free Speech
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump issued an executive order today that placed a steep 1488% tariff on free speech, with very few carve...
Mushroom Cloud Assures Americans John Bolton Will Shape Trump’s Foreign Policy In Sane, Rational...
FALLOWT FALLS, NEVADA -- As President Donald Trump selected hawkish conservative and former Ambassador John Bolton as his third National Security Adviser in just...
Trump Tells Mueller FBI Better Not Send Any Democrats To Arrest Him
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump has sent a sternly worded letter to Special Counsel Robert Mueller, demanding that any FBI agents sent to...
President Trump Blames Bomb Cyclone On Muslim Ban Court Delays
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today, President Trump acknowledged the deadly winter storms battering the country's northeast region. Referred to as a "bomb cyclone," a massive...
Santa Claus Apologizes For Trump Of Coal He Put In Entire World’s Stockings Last...
HIGH ABOVE PLANET EARTH -- The world is a very big place, and when your primary job in it is to deliver toys and...
Russian Prostitute Takes Credit For Giving Trump Idea For Trickle Down Tax Plan
MOSCOW, RUSSIA -- Today, President Donald Trump signed a massive tax cut into law.
The tax overhaul is expected to bring modest savings to middle...
USPS Announces New “Whatever” Stamps For Customers Who Just Can’t Right Now
The United States Postal Service has announced that they are adding a new type of stamp to the postage available for purchase at all...
Roy Moore Starts Oingo Boingo Tribute Band To Tour Alabama Malls and Middle Schools
"Oingo Bango is ready to start touring the middle schools and strip malls of this great state."
