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God: “No Other Gods Before Me Applies to Flags Too”
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- Larry "God" Schumway confirmed for afterlife reporters this morning during his weekly press briefing that one of the Ten...
God Believes in ‘Evolution, Not in Marjorie Greene’s Humanity’
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- In a new interview he did with Deities Magazine, Larry "God" Schumway may have just dropped quite the bombshell on...
Pat Robertson: God Wants Republicans to ‘Crotch Check’ Student Athletes
The 80+ year old televangelist said Jesus told him personally he needs to protect the "integrity" of sports by feeling up student athletes before their games.
Pat Robertson Says God Will Send Hurricanes to All 50 States If ‘Gays Keep...
VIRGINIA BEACH, VIRGINIA -- Televangelist Pat Robertson has an ominous warning for America: Stop letting the gays get married, or else God will flood...
God Cancels Rush Limbaugh
PALM BEACH, FLORIDA -- In breaking news, we have learned that conservatives across the United States have disavowed “God” after He cancelled Rush Limbaugh.
A statement,...
Marjorie Taylor Greene Says You Can’t Impeach Former God Emperor Kings
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Freshman Qongresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene is firmly and completely in the MAGA camp. Greene made an instant name for herself as...
Barrett Promises to Leave Her Religion Out of Legal Opinions as Long as God...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The nation's capital is dug in for one hell of a fight. There seems to be very little doubt that Senate...
God Apologizes for His “Sloppy Aim”
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- Larry "God" Schumway issued an urgent press release this morning, apologizing for what he's calling his "sloppy aim."
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Stephen Miller Really Wants You To Put The Goddamned Lotion In The Fucking Basket
Forget Muslim bans, Stephen Miller, Trump's senior policy guy, wants everyone to put the lotion in the basket, or on their skin.
Pro-Trump Televangelist Wonders if COVID-19 God’s Punishment for Impeaching Trump
HOLY OAK, VIRGINIA -- It's not often that Rev. Bill Millen -- a self-described and branded "Televangelist for Trump" -- finds himself disagreeing with...
