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Trump Asks Congress If He Can Take The Oath Of Office In Russian And...
President-elect Trump wants to take his oath of office in two languages. English, and the language spoken by his BFF Vlad, Russian.
“5 Reasons The Religious Right Loves Donald Trump”
Why would the Religious Right, a pious and moral group, vote for an amoral sleaze bucket like Donald Trump? We found some reasons.
Obama To Rename Affordable Care Act “Trumpcare” By Executive Order
President Obama is banking on Republicans hating TrumpCare a lot less than they hate the Affordable Care Act, but will it work?
Charles Manson Rushed From Hospital To Trump Tower
By special request of Steve Bannon, convicted killer Charles Manson is flown from the hospital to a meeting at Trump Tower.
Trump Admits Wanting To Know What Vladimir Putin’s Dick Tastes Like
Donald Trump is focusing on beefing up his foreign policy chops, starting with getting to the bottom of the taste of Vladimir Putin's penis.
Man Plans Transition From Blaming Obama For Everything To Blaming Obama For Everything Trump...
Blaming Obama has become such a routine, vital part of this man's life that he's had to plan for how to handle it when Trump is president.
Trump Has To Return Winter Gloves Putin Gave Him For Christmas
President-elect Donald Trump couldn't use the very nice Christmas gift Russian president Vladimir Putin gave him, so he returned it.
Trump Asks Flynn To Help Him Translate Inaugural Address Into Russian
Donald Trump needs a little special help preparing a draft of his inaugural address for a very special friend over in Russia.
Trump Considering Hillary Clinton For Secretary Of Campaign Promise Keeping
It was a rough year for Hillary Clinton, but maybe Donald Trump can offer her a position in his cabinet that makes it just a bit better.
Suspicious Bag Of Dicks Forces Evacuation Of Trump Tower
For the second day in a row, Trump Tower had to be evacuated when a suspicious bag was discovered in the lobby of the skyscraper.
