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On Her 39th Birthday, Ivanka’s Just One Year From Being Traded For Younger, Hotter...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump told his First Lady that while he wanted to wish her a happy birthday, she should be "very...
Dinesh D’Souza Can’t Quite Bring Himself to Call Klansman a “Liberal” to His Hooded...
IDIOTA, MONTANA -- While on a publicity tour promoting his latest project he calls a "film," conservative firebrand author and convicted felon Dinesh D'Souza...
World’s Toughest, Strongest Alpha Male Chickens Out of Second Debate With Biden
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, the presidential debate commission announced that out of an abundance of concern for the health and safety of those...
300 lb. Toddler Throws 90-Minute Tantrum
CLEVELAND, OHIO -- A massive, 300-pound orange toddler stood on a stage with former Vice President Joe Biden last night and threw what scholars...
Barrett Promises to Leave Her Religion Out of Legal Opinions as Long as God...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The nation's capital is dug in for one hell of a fight. There seems to be very little doubt that Senate...
Remembering When Obama Wouldn’t Commit to a Peaceful Transfer of Power and Republicans Were...
Yesterday, veteran journalist Brian Karem asked President Donald Trump the kind of question that's been asked of many presidents and presidential candidates before, but...
Cruz: “The Senate Must Fill Ginsburg’s Seat and Secure a Permanent Majority for the...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Unsurprisingly, Congressional Republicans have been giving interviews and making social media posts supporting President Donald Trump nominating a replacement for the...
Romney’s Got Binders Full of Excuses for Being a Partisan Cocksock
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, President Donald Trump appeared to get his wish -- he has the votes in the Senate to ram his...
Taliban Endorses Judge Amy Coney Barrett for Supreme Court Justice
AFGHANISTAN -- The Taliban have issued the following statement, in their words "fully and completely endorsing fellow Religious Zealot" Judge Amy Coney Barrett to...
1776 Commission Will Teach Kids Facts About America’s Totally Not Racist Past of Slavery,...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Recently, President Donald Trump at Education Secretary Betsy Devos announced that the 1776 Commission was being formed to combat what they...
