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McEnany Reportedly in Talks to Join New Administration
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The chips have all fallen into place, and whether he wants to admit it or not, President Donald Trump is now,...
Racist Rectal Warts Are Leaving Facebook and Twitter for Parler
SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- The battle for social media supremacy is heating up. During the past four years, increasingly conservative users of sites...
Coronavirus Placed on 24-Hour Suicide Watch
Authorities are telling us that the novel coronavirus, known globally as "Covid-19," has been put on a constant, 24-hour suicide watch over the last...
5 Fun Facts About Sidney Powell, The Rat-Faced Scarecrow Attempting to Steal Our Election
Yesterday, former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani -- whose only role in society now is to be President Donald Trump's drunken, self-dick-fondling fixer --...
Hair Dye Company “Just For Bridge Trolls” Signs Giuliani to Spokesmodel Contract
It was quite the scene, and when it was all said and done, President Donald Trump's legal team had made a spate of stunning...
Parler Changes Name to “Fecebook”
RIKELAND, NEVADA -- The new social media site known as Parler has started to attract dissidents from Facebook and Twitter, people who think for...
Zuckerberg Says He Can’t Ban Steve Bannon Until He Orders the Killing of At...
SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Not long ago, Twitter permanently banned former Trump administration official Steve Bannon when he publicly called for the beheading...
Disappointed Stephen Miller Finds Out the Klan Doesn’t Offer Healthcare or 401kkk
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, soon to be former White House senior adviser Stephen Miller received some personally difficult news. Not only will be...
Election Day: Voters Head to Polls During Final 24-Hours of Coronavirus Pandemic
Today, millions of Americans will stand in lines, sometimes for hours, to cast their ballots for president. Of course, there are several other important...
Cruz Awaits Poll Closings and News About Whether His Wife Will Be Ugly Another...
FUCKFACE, TEXAS -- Canadian-born-Super-Texan-Cowboy-Elite-Ivy-League-Lawyer Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) told his staff this morning during a conference call and prayer session that he's "extremely nervous"...
