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106 Republican Congressmen Order Eggs Benedict for Caucus Breakfast
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Something rather extraordinary happened this morning. Over one hundred elected members of Congress agreed on a single thing. Granted, these same...
1776 Commission Will Teach Kids Facts About America’s Totally Not Racist Past of Slavery,...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Recently, President Donald Trump at Education Secretary Betsy Devos announced that the 1776 Commission was being formed to combat what they...
Smoky-Eyed Lying Fuckstick Defends Former Lying Fuckstick Boss in Two ABC Interviews
FUGLY HEIGHTS, ARKANSAS -- In under 70 days, the general public will have their first chance to choose who will lead the country in...
Trump Orders Confederate Flags Lowered to Half-Staff to Honor MAGAs Lost to Coronavirus
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- His critics have started to take notice that President Donald Trump hasn't been talking much about the death toll from America's...
Rand Paul Wonders If Black Lives Really Matter
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- There is only one, single member of the Senate Republican caucus that is standing in the way of the federal government...
Despite Lack of Rent, Obama Looking for ‘Less Racist and Stupid’ Place to Live
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Former President Barack Obama announced today that he and his family are looking for a new space to call home, despite...
Donald Trump ‘Deeply Honored’ By Local Klan Chapter’s Endorsement
Donald Trump picked up another endorsement this week.
New Poll: 75% of Americans Hope Trump and Kim Jong-un Share a Cardiologist
The results of a newly conducted and released poll seem to indicate that nearly eight out of every ten Americans are hoping that North...
Trump Supporter Not Sure He Has Enough Bleach for Robes AND COVID-19 Vaccine
COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Bohiggins makes no qualms about being a devout and proud supporter of President Donald...
Fat Fuck Attention Whore: “Thousands of People Dying Don’t Hurt My Fabulous TV Ratings!”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Yesterday, America's most powerful elected twatwaffle held yet another klanpaign rally not so cleverly disguised as a vital press briefing on...
