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Trump Declares February “All Months Matter” Month
Reports are that Black History Month will be renamed something completely different and "more inclusive" under a Trump presidency.
D.C. Rumor: Donald Trump To Nominate Scott Baio To Supreme Court
For alleged actor Scott Baio, his allegiance to former reality-TV star and current President Donald Trump may pay real dividends soon.
Trump Signs Executive Order Authorizing New, Alternative Constitution
After more than 200 years using the same one, President Donald Trump thinks it's time to shake things up and go with an alternative Constitution.
Trump Wants Voter Fraud Investigation Because Even He Doesn’t Believe So Many People Were...
President Donald Trump wants a "major investigation" into whether or not there was widespread voter fraud committed in last year's election.
Trump Hires Dr. Jenny McCarthy As White House Special Counsel On Alternative Facts
When it comes to administering alternative facts, perhaps no one alive today is as convincing as Dr. Jenny McCarthy, now on Team Trump.
Mike Pence Bounds Into The Vice-President’s Office With Manifest Of Vaginae To Register And...
Vice-President Mike Pence's first day on the job saw him leaping with joy at the chance to control, inventory, and regulate the nation's vaginae.
Trump: ‘Without The Broads Who Should’ve Been At Home Making Sandwiches, No One Was...
President Trump isn't so sure you should trust the reported crowd size numbers when it comes to the weekend's women's march.
Trump: ‘Ivanka Told Me My Crowd Was A Good Size!’
Many people have said Trump's inaugural crowd size was smallish compared to his predecessors. But Ivanka has tried to comfort Daddy over it.
Trump Was Unsure Which Racist Joke To Open His Inaugural Address With
Trump knew he needed to break the ice somehow, but which racist joke would work best as the opener for his inaugural address?
76 Trombones Lead Trump & Big Parade To White House, Where He’ll Bring Back...
President Donald Trump stands in front of a large marching band he taught to play their instruments and leads them to the White House.
