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Corpulent, Fraudulent Loser Who Gets Terrified by Stairs Mocks USNT’s Bronze Medal
He can't kick a can more than a foot in front of him, but Don Trump has some thoughts on the USWNT's bronze medal finish.
AZ Audit Finds Two Million Ballots Filled Out in Unicorn Blood
LOS MORONOS, ARIZONA -- This morning, Cyber Ninjas announced that their audit of Arizona's 2020 election has turned up what they described as "irrefutable-ish...
DeSantis Signs Order Making It Illegal to Care About COVID Within Florida State Lines
TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDUH -- Gov. Ron DeSantis (Q-FL) had a unique idea to help his state emerge once and for all from the COVID-19 global...
Greene: January 6th Was Just Locker Room Treason
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Freshman Congresshorse Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-GA) told reporters today that she is "bigly frustrated and upset" at how people arrested for...
Charlie Kirk Wins Gold Medal for Having a Terrifyingly Small Face on a Hilariously...
Right-wing provocateur Charlie Kirk made waves today when he lashed out and criticized multiple-gold medal winning American gymnast Simone Biles, who took herself out...
GOP Election Audits Prove Biden’s Presidency Can Only Last Three and a Half More...
The results of two major pretend-audits in Arizona and Georgia are starting to come in, and Cyber Ninjas, the company that performed them, says...
The Moron League of America Expels Marjorie Greene Over Anti-Vaxxer Comments
The longest-running association of morons has officially expelled a sitting member of Congress, a first for the organization. In a press release given to...
Boebert: “It Would Violate My Hippopotamus Rights to Tell You If I Got the...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Elected Republicans spent most of 2020 defending, propping up, and cheerleading for Operation Warp Speed -- the Trump Administration's effort to...
Dr. Tucker Carlson Still Not Ready to Endorse COVID-19 Vaccine
COVID-19 vaccines have been available for more than six months, and while an initial surge of Americans taking one of the three currently approved...
Gaetz, Greene Move America First Rally to ‘Suitable’ Stables in Riverside
Usually, whenever Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-GA) speaks about California or Californians, she doesn't have a nice thing to say. Often, she pejoratively refers...
