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Free Speech Defender Wants Teachers Arrested For Talking About Racism or Gay People In...
TALAHASSE, FLORIDUH -- You would be hard-pressed to find a politician who professes his love of liberty and freedom of speech more than Gov....
Can All Right-Wing Twitter Trolls Suck Their Own Dick, or Just Glenn Greenwald?
The social media microblogging website Twitter has more than its fair share of right-wing trolls.
Even after it kicked the most famous and powerful right-wing...
Gaetz’ Girlfriend Skipped Driver’s Ed Class to Testify Before Grand Jury
This week, a former girlfriend of Congressman Matt Gaetz (Q-FL) testified before a grand jury. Several legal experts have noted that this could spell...
Twitter: MTG Is Allowed One Account Per IQ Point
SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Last week, Twitter made headlines when it permanently banned the personal account of a sitting congresspony. Citing her repeated...
Pro-Life Republican Can’t Wait to Get His Picture Taken With Double Murderer
SHITDICK FLATS, ILLINOIS -- 42 year old non-union, out of work carpenter Marcus Palumbozo uses three terms to describe his views and opinions.
"Pro-life, Pro-God,...
Remembering When Obama’s Chief of Staff Was Held in Criminal Contempt of Congress
In American history, Real Patriots know one thing -- only Democrats are corrupt. Perhaps, actually, they know two things -- only Democrats are corrupt,...
Supreme Court To Carefully Consider Pros, Cons Of Forcing Teens to Have Fathers’ Rape...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- For the first time in decades, the United States Supreme Court will hear oral arguments this morning in a case that...
Bill Maher to Replace Monologue With Shouting at ‘Woke Kids’ to Get Off His...
HOLLYWOOB, CALIFORNIA -- Beginning next month, viewers of Real Time With Bill Maher will be treated to a slightly different version of the program. Maher will...
Starbucks Rolls Out Hanukkah, Kwanza, Church of Satan Holiday Cups
SEATTLE, WASHINGTON -- Coffee purveyor Starbucks announced three new holiday cups will start making their way to stores this week.
During the presser, Starbucks acknowledged...
Which of These Adorable Outfits Goes Best With Kyrsten Sinema’s Depraved Indifference to Human...
Arizona Senator Kyrsten Sinema (D?-AZ) has made quite the name of herself since ousting fellow Republican Martha McSally. Sinema has surprised many who presumed...
