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Sean Hannity Accuses George Soros Of Inventing Class and Dignity So We Will Think...
Sean Hannity is a classless, conspiracy peddling douchebag with no dignity. But did George Soros have a hand in it? Sean thinks so. Because Sean is stupid.
Government Mandated FLOTUS Test Shows Melania’s Hands Are Her Smartest Body Parts
During his trip the Middle East, President Trump has seen his wife Melania smack away his hand twice. Now we know why.
Report: Trump May Ask His ‘Old Friend Hillary’ to Run the FBI
They go way back, so why couldn't Hillary run the FBI for her old golfing buddy President Donald Trump?
Western Wall Was “Unimpressed” By Trump’s Hand Size
During its visit with President Trump, Israel's Western Wall noted that it was not overly impressed by the commander in chief's mitts.
President Trump Tucks Folded Up Electoral College Map Into Western Wall
While visiting the historic Western Wall in Jerusalem, President Donald Trump reportedly snuck a little bragging note into God.
Trump Thinks Glowing Saudi Orb Is Sentient Being and Asks It to Be President...
A glowing orb in Saudi Arabia might be the perfect sentient being to take over being president, or at least Trump thinks so.
Russian Pimp Pledges Portion of Piss Whore Proceeds to President Trump’s Legal Defense Fund
President Trump is in need of a legal defense fund to protect himself from allegations of obstruction of justice, and this pimp wants to help.
Sen. John McCain, Lindsey Graham Threaten to Wag Their Fingers ‘Super Duper Hard’ At...
McCain and Graham are not happy with how the president is behaving, and they're almost willing to do something real about it.
James Comey Sends Donald Trump His Memos and Case of Snapple Peach Mint Tea
Former FBI Director James Comey handed over copies of his now infamous memos and a special gift of Snapple peach mint tea.
Ted Cruz Wants To Know If Trump Got a BJ in Comey Meetings Before...
Ted Cruz knows the only way Trump telling Comey not to continue the FBI investigation into Mike Flynn was bad is if Trump was getting blown at the time.
