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Brief Moment Of Confusion As Obama Accidentally Checks In For Jury Duty With Kenyan...
"This ID card says it's issued by the government of Kenya, sir."
Company Recalls Tammy Lahren Sex Doll Because Its Mouth Never Stops Moving
"Your doll can only bite so many rednecks' dicks off before you have to do something about it."
Sarah Huckabee Sanders Blames Obama’s ‘Residual Sharia Voodoo’ For Republicans Losing Big In Virginia
"Frankly I'm disgusted The New York Times isn't asking former President Obama whether his Sharia Voodoo had a hand in Gillespie losing."
Trump Orders Execution of All Thanksgiving Turkeys Obama Pardoned
"I don't want to waste pardons on people who aren't related to me."
Jesus Christ to Americans: “Thoughts and Prayers Aren’t Made of Kevlar”
"They aren't going to stop anything, least of which being a high-speed projectile fired at terminal velocity."
Trump Discovers Evidence Of 3 Trillion Illegal Votes Under Obama’s Kenyan Birth Certificate
"For Allah, we commit these names to the voter rolls."
Mexico Asks Trump to Pay for Northern Border Wall to Keep American Mass Shooters...
"When the United States issues guns, it's not giving them to their best."
Obama’s Anxiety at Peak Levels Having Not Grabbed a Single Gun All Year
"Every day I go without confiscating some law-abiding, God-fearing, ammo-hoarding, clean American patriot's gun is a day in Hell for me!"
Corker Says He’s ‘Not a Fan of the Taste of Trump’s Dick’ Anymore
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The war of words between two very powerful Republicans in the nation's capital has heated to a boiling point. This morning,...
Poll: Rogue Twitter Employee Who Shut Down Trump’s Account Early 2020 Frontrunner
"Clearly people think this was an admirable, honorable act."
