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Trump Tells Joint Chiefs To Promote Him From Cadet To Major General Bone Spurs
And they better do it bigly quick!
Trump Says He Will Release Democrats’ FISA Memo When It Looks Exactly Like The...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Late Friday night, the White House announced that it would not be releasing the memo that House Democrats authored in response...
Report: John Kelly Urging OJ Simpson To Replace Rob Porter In The Trump Administration
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sources within the White House are today saying that General John Kelly, White House Chief of Staff, is offering an account...
Report: John Kelly Urging OJ Simpson To Replace Rob Porter In The Trump Administration
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sources within the White House are today saying that General John Kelly, White House Chief of Staff, is offering an account...
Olympics Opening Ceremony Gives Mike Pence Dangerous Levels Of Trouser Turgidity
PYEONGCHANG, SOUTH KOREA -- White House officials are confirming at this hour that Vice President Mike Pence is in stable condition, but is still...
President Trump Orders ‘The Dictionary’ To Change Definition Of Treason
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, President Donald Trump issued an executive order from within the Oval Office, demanding that "the dictionary" change the definition...
Trump Sends German Geese To Pentagon For Teaching Soldiers How To March In His...
Make military parades fascist again!
Pentagon Says Trump Military Parade Will Feature Live Suicides And Homeless Vets
Make America North Korea Again!
Trump Demands Army Promote Him From Cadet To Major General Bone Spurs
And they better do it bigly quick!
Economy Halts As 93% Of Americans Who Don’t Root For Egomaniacal Cheaters Too Hungover...
Most people are too hungover after watching the Patriots lose the Super Bowl to go to go work.
