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Eric Trump Worried He Won’t Get To Go Down Big Slide After McConnell Cancels...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A worried and anxious Eric Trump bounded into the Oval Office this morning, pushing past security and throwing the door open,...
Eagles Will Join Obama For Backyard BBQ
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA -- President Donald Trump has officially disinvited the Philadelphia Eagles football team from a visit to the White House, and the team...
President Hillary Clinton Officially Pardons Herself For Benghazi, Emails, Secret Assassinations
BIZARRO WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, in the Alternate White House, Alternative President Hillary Rodham Clinton made history yet again as she became the...
Trump Asks Ivanka To Be ‘Fill-in Melanie’
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Trump reached out his First Lady today and asked her to fulfill some of the duties of her stepmother, Melania...
Ted Cruz Wants NASA to Turn Old Shuttles into Chick-Fil-As
This story first appeared on The Political Garbage Chute.
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) wants NASA to "find some places where we can turn...
Trump Pardons John Wilkes Booth
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Just hours after announcing he was going to be issuing a full presidential pardon to convicted felon and right-wing commentator Dinesh...
Fox News Picks Up “Roseanne” For Season 11
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Under considerable pressure from President Donald Trump, Fox News announced this morning it was going to purchase the rights...
Trump Organization To Turn North Korean Summit Coins Into New Cryptocurrency “BitKKKoin”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Despite being scrubbed, for now, the highly-anticipated summit between U.S. President Donald Trump and North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un inspired...
Pro-Trump Televangelist On Stormy Daniels: “It’s All Crooked Hillary and Barack Hussein Obama’s Fault!”...
HOLY OAK, VIRGINIA -- Televangelist and social conservative Rev. Bill Millen appeared on television this week and addressed the swirling controversy around President Donald...
Congressman Mo Brooks Suggests Rocks In Head Causing His IQ To Lower
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Last week, Representative Mo Brooks made global headlines when during a meeting of the U.S. House of Representatives Science, Space and Technology...
