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Trump Administration Wants Planned Parenthood To Help With Separating Illegal Immigrant Children From Mothers
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, the Donald Trump administration turned heads and shocked perhaps a few million people when they announced that a partnership...
6 Year Old Honduran Boy Sends Father’s Day Card To Border Where He Last...
LOS CHINGADEROS, TEXAS -- Two weeks ago, Miguel Olivo crossed into the United States with his mother and father, when all three were picked...
Trump Family to Celebrate President’s Birthday Quietly
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Trump family released a statement earlier today detailing the 45th Presidents birthday celebrations.
Amidst a new lawsuit being filed by the...
DHS Seeks Deal With PETCO To Provide Crates For Immigrant Child Detention Centers
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The White House announced today that the Department of Homeland Security wants to purchase 100,000 dog crates of various sizes from...
Un, Trump Dispute Who Legitimized Whom’s Fascist, Authoritarian Kakistocracy
AIR FORCE ONE -- The earliest reports of the historic summit between President Donald Trump and North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un are that...
Trump, Un Set ‘Hard And Fast’ Self-Fellatio Time Limit Ahead of Summit
SINGAPORE -- Representatives from President Donald Trump and North Korea's dictator Kim Jong Un announced via a joint statement today that they have agreed...
Martian Cat Kills Curiosity
MARS -- The chief tracking officer at NASA is confirming at the time of publication that the Mars rover known as "Curiosity" has likely...
Justin Trudeau Shocks World; Apologizes For Mass Canadian Ambien Usage In 1812
FRENCH TOWN, CANADA LAND -- When President Donald Trump asked Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau during a phone call between the two heads of...
Betsy DeVos Sees Nothing Wrong At All With Trump Administration’s Grasp Of History
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In less than a week's time, the Donald Trump administration has experienced two separate incidents that many would say show an...
On Call With Merkel, Trump Brings Up Taxation Without Representation
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The White House announced today that it will be going over their world history flashcards with President Donald Trump after two...
