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Trump Orders Creation of New Government Search Engine Called “Tru-gle”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump signed an executive order directing his administration to form a new, government sponsored search engine. The order comes...
Trump Says He’s Waiting for the Picture Version of Mueller Report Before Issuing Response
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The White House has issued the following statement in light of FBI Special Counsel Robert Mueller finishing his investigation into Russian...
Trump Demands Disneyland Post ICE Guards at Entrance to Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- When Disneyland Park opens its new Star Wars: Galaxy's Edge attraction, it's expected to help shatter attendance records. Reportedly, the new...
God Orders Recall of Bibles Autographed by Trump
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- Larry "God" Schumway has announced an immediate and emergency recall of every Bible signed by President Donald Trump during...
McCain Leads Trump in Early 2020 Polling
In a new poll that was just published, the late Senator John McCain (R-AZ) would handily defeat incumbent President Donald Trump in a head-to-head...
Trump Challenges John McCain to Fist Fight
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Over the last several days, President Donald Trump has increased his hostile, combative, insulting, and demeaning rhetoric toward the late Senator...
Poll: Trump Approval Rating 89% Among People Who Use Telegraphs
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The subject of President Donald Trump's approval ratings has been a sore subject in his administration, seemingly from the very outset.
Many...
Mr. Ivanka Trump Continues His Twitter Feud With Mr. Crypt Keeper
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The entirety of alleged billionaire Mr. Ivanka Trump's presidency has been marred by scandal, FBI investigation, and more palace intrigue than...
President Demands Facebook and Twitter Force Users to Like Garbage Civilized People Don’t Want...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump is part of a group of Americans who believe that social media companies like Facebook and Twitter are...
Trump Says Pentagon Would Be ‘More Easier to Enter’ If It Were Round Instead
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Last week, President Trump visited the Pentagon. While not much is known about the president's visit, the administration released the details...
