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Pence’s Publisher Tells Him He Can’t Record Audiobook Until He Removes His Lips From...
In order to record his audiobook, former Vice President Mike Pence will need to decouple his mouth from his boss's b-hole.
MAGA Fan Will Boycott Coke and Drink Trump’s Piss Instead
FUCKWIT FALLS, NEW JERSEY -- Will Ricciarlumbo will never, ever put his lips to a bottle of Coke again, if he can at all...
Lara Trump Hired By Fox to Do To Her Father-in-Law Publicly What Her Sister-in-Law...
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- This morning, Fox News made it official -- former President Donald "Mushroom Dong" Trump's daughter-in-law Lara has joined their...
Trump Developing “Qoogle,” His Own Search Engine
Trump isn't just launching his own social media company, he's launching his own search engine for "people looking for feelings over facts."
An Excerpt from Trump’s Post-Presidential Diary
"The only real difference is I don’t have my beautiful Twitter account."
Trump to Spend Romantic International Women’s Day With The Woman He Loves Most
"If you thought the spread at the Clemson ceremony was impressive, just you wait until you see what he’s got in store for Ivanka."
Matt Gaetz Tells CPAC He Won’t Let Trump ‘Pull Out Until He Finishes’
A visibly evident and olfactorily confirmed drunk Rep. Matt Gaetz (Q-FL) slurred and stammered his way through a long-winded speech today during the 2021...
Would an Impeachment Conviction of Her Father Prevent Ivanka From Being First Lady Ever...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The second impeachment trial of Barack Obama's racist troll successor to the presidency is underway now. In the first day of...
Ivanka: “Why Would Daddy Excite an Erection When He Knows That’s My Job?”
LAKE PARIAH, FLORIDA -- Life after her father left the White House has been quite a roller coaster of emotion for former First Lady...
Draft of Trump’s Farewell Address Leaks
In less than 48 hours, Donald Trump will no longer be President of the United States. Rumors are running rampant that he will try...
