Total: Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Week #408): 

Total: Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

Total: Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Week #408):

Total: Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

Total: FEMA Camps Authorized, Gun Owners Incarcerated in by President Barack Obama (Week #408):

Total: FEMA Camps Authorized, Gun Owners Incarcerated in by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

Total: Guns Turned Into Rainbow Firing Cannons of Gay Love by President Barack Obama (Week #408):

Total: Guns Turned Into Rainbow Firing Cannons of Gay Love by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

Total: Second Amendments Deleted by President Barack Obama (Week #408):

Total: Second Amendments Deleted by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

Total: Number of Americans Who Still Think Obama Would Have Gotten Their Guns If It Weren’t For the Noble NRA’s Efforts To Thwart His Sinister, Anti-American Agenda:

“Did someone just fart, is that American logic just decaying like a corpse in a swamp?”

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