Total: Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Week #406): 

Total: Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

Total: Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Week #406):

Total: Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

Total: FEMA Camps Authorized, Gun Owners Incarcerated in by President Barack Obama (Week #406):

Total: FEMA Camps Authorized, Gun Owners Incarcerated in by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

Total: Guns Turned Into Rainbow Firing Cannons of Gay Love by President Barack Obama (Week #406):

Total: Guns Turned Into Rainbow Firing Cannons of Gay Love by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

Total: Second Amendments Deleted by President Barack Obama (Week #406):

Total: Second Amendments Deleted by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

Total: Number of Americans Who Went Out And Bought More Guns To Celebrate Not Having To Buy Guns To Make Up For The Guns They’re Totally Sure Obama’s Going To Confiscate Because Orange Cheeto Jesus Is Going To Be President Now:

“America was fun while it lasted, eh guys?”

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