Total: Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Week #403): 

Total: Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

Total: Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Week #403):

Total: Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

Total: FEMA Camps Authorized, Gun Owners Incarcerated in by President Barack Obama (Week #403):

Total: FEMA Camps Authorized, Gun Owners Incarcerated in by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

Total: Guns Turned Into Rainbow Firing Cannons of Gay Love by President Barack Obama (Week #403):

Total: Guns Turned Into Rainbow Firing Cannons of Gay Love by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

Total: Second Amendments Deleted by President Barack Obama (Week #403):

Total: Second Amendments Deleted by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

Total: Number of Americans who believe after eight years of unsubstantiated paranoia about Obama taking their guns that Hilary Clinton will take them instead:

“Donald Trump is a presidential nominee. Do we need to say any more?”

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