Total: Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Week #402): 

Total: Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

Total: Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Week #402):

Total: Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

Total: FEMA Camps Authorized, Gun Owners Incarcerated in by President Barack Obama (Week #402):

Total: FEMA Camps Authorized, Gun Owners Incarcerated in by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

Total: Guns Turned Into Rainbow Firing Cannons of Gay Love by President Barack Obama (Week #402):

Total: Guns Turned Into Rainbow Firing Cannons of Gay Love by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

Total: Second Amendments Deleted by President Barack Obama (Week #402):

Total: Second Amendments Deleted by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

Total: Number of guns that were purchased since Obama was sworn-in out of an irrational fear of not being able to purchase a gun soon:

“Sorry, we’re too distracted by an orange-tinged monster to care about every day murders right now. Get back to us the next time a totally avoidable and senseless gun tragedy occurs. Then we’ll care for about, oh, five minutes.”

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